The Crazy Diamond
Ashes and Diamonds. Foe and Friend.
We are all equal in the end. - Pink Floyd
WHAT WE ARE
The Crazy Diamond is an upscale dive bar that has local creations and libations, focused on building a culture that celebrates individuality and promotes community through art, camaraderie, and mental health advocacy.
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Public Happy Hour
Wednesday Thru Saturday 4:30pm-6:30pm
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Diamond Club Member Hours
Wednesday Thru Saturday 4:30pm-close
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Summer hours may change
DIAMOND CLUB MEMBERSHIP
Shine On​
Exclusive Member Benefits Include:
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- Exclusive Members Only Hours (yes you can bring friends)
- Delicious food options with table service in partnership with Brahma Haus
- Exclusive Invitations to Events & Parties hosted by Crazy Diamond
- Venue Usage and Private Event Hosting for members
- Special Drink Pricing Always
- $10 Store Credit to support Artists
- $20 Bar Allocation on Birthday Month
- $5 off every visit at Devil's Haircut in Chelsea
- Grown-up Little Library & Tiny Treasures Corner
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Potential Future Benefits:
- Organized Travel Group to Washington State Wineries
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*A portion of the membership fee will be used to support various local organizations dedicated to the advocacy, education and support of mental health and wellness.
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Give us your email for future enrollment opportunities!
DRINK MENU
Inspired by the simplicity of a good time.
BOTTLED BEER
We will keep your favorite beers in stock! Â We already have requests for PBR, Heineken, Two Hearted and Dragons Milk. Â Let us know your favorite!
CHARLES SMITH WINES
Not to be confused with 2-buck Chuck, Charles Smith Wines brand was themed as “The Modernist Project,” which focuses on the way people generally consume wine today: immediately. Charles Smith is not only a vintner, but a musician and a huge supporter of the arts.
CLEAN COCKTAILS
Specializing in the long-pour, we offer good, simple and balanced cocktails. We have a solid range of top-shelf and popular brands like Tito's and Woodford Reserve, Patron Silver and Hendricks. We will also have our share of tasty mocktails and non-alcoholic drinks!
LET US SHOW OFF YOUR ARTWORK
We offer retail and commission rates. Â Contact us for more info!